A while back, in an attempt to make my bed a warm, fluffy Mecca the likes of which you see on Pinterest, I bought a new bedding set. As a person who is always cold in the winter, I was attracted by this gigantic heavy comforter that I found on sale. (Now I know why…

Well, it's Christmastime. Again. The most wonderful time of the year- or so that one holiday tune claims (the guy that wrote that song obviously never had to go to a Walmart in December if he truly believed that, but whatever). People love Christmas for various reasons that I won't get into (I don't your…

Ah, Thanksgiving. The proud American holiday dedicated to giving thanks, spending time with family and loved ones, and, of course, cooking a gigantic dinner in honor of the first big harvest meal shared between the Pilgrims and the Native Americans. A holiday dedicated to remembering our history and giving thanks. What could I possibly find…

Oh, bloody hell. It's barely even Fall, the leaves haven't even changed and began to drift from the trees yet, and already it has happened: the dreaded "Let's take a ski trip this Winter!" conversation. This suggestion, said excitedly by a friend just recently, makes my blood run cold. Skiing. Or as I like to…

Soccer moms, am I right? They are just the worst! According to pop culture that is; "Soccer Mom" appears to be right up there with mole people in the amount of disgust that is felt for this hideous breed of human. Being the self-aware kind of person I am, I guess I'd better start with…

  Summer is my favorite season of the year! Just the thought of Summer conjures images of pool parties, backyard barbecues, warm summer evenings with fireflies majestically glowing- it's just the best! Until it's not. Every year I romanticize the idea of summertime, especially as I'm miserably holed up in my home on a dreary, cold February…

Dear Faithful Blog Readers, I suck. I'm a flake. I abandoned you for too long, and I'm so sorry. Life got super busy the last couple of months and, on top of being the most basic of bitches, I'm also an Aries. Which means I love starting projects and then, as soon as my attention…

For my first blog post I suppose I should introduce myself, and explain what this blog is all about. So to start, hello everyone, I'm Sam! Welcome, and I hope you will enjoy your time here with me! I guess the first thing you should know about me is that I love to entertain people…